Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Just a Little Ditty

Please hum the tune of "It's Raining Men" as you read the following... I was inspired during the madness of making dinner and waiting for Jake to get home:

Temperature's rising
Patience getting low
According to these tantrum's
Mom's about to blow

Cuz tonight for the first time
At just about half past nine
For the first time in history
I've really gotta cure this whine

It's whining time
Oh my gosh
It's whining time
All the time

I'm going to go out
At let myself get
All the chocolate that I can eat

It's whining time
Oh my gosh
It's whining time
All the time

Short, squat, cute, and sweet
Loud and rough and like to screech

God bless Kenzie and Aubrey
They are hormonal women too
They got together
And they did what they had to do
They talked to each other
They rearranged my life
So that each and every moment
Would never, ever, EVER be quiet

It's whining time
Oh my gosh
It's whining time
All the time


Thank you, thank you very much... now back to that dinner I was attempting to make...

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